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Some Big Recent Changes - 28 Jun 2020

What It Is

Brat is a little toy language that just doesn’t care. It is dynamically typed with objects, first-class functions, and simple syntax.

Where It Is

Brat may be obtained using any of the following methods:

• Clone with Git: git clone git://github.com/presidentbeef/brat
• Download it as a zip file
• Browse around the source

or, try it in your browser!

How It Looks

Here is the Brat ‘hello world’ program:

p "Hello, world!"

Here is a slightly more interesting, object-oriented ‘hello world’:

world = new
world.hello! = { p "Hello, world!" }
world.hello!

Here’s one to say hello to you:

world = new
world.greet = { name | p "Hello, #{name}!"}
print "What is your name? "
your_name = g
world.greet your_name

A growing number of examples are also available on Rosetta Code.

Why You Should Use Brat

An arbitrary number of reasons to use Brat:

1. Plenty of sharp knives
2. No rigid class hierarchies
3. No classes at all
4. No pointless restrictions, only pointful ones
5. No keywords to learn
6. No one is going to tell you ‘no’
7. No one else is

Who Should Use Brat

You should use Brat if:

• No one is the boss of you
• You just don’t care
• You do what you wanna
• You don’t have a thing to prove
• You eat your candy with your pork and beans

Who Probably Shouldn’t Use Brat

You should steer clear of Brat if:

• You need to know what ‘type’ something is
• “Monkey patching” scares you
• You are Enterprisy™
• You want backtraces
• You have heart conditions
• You do not enjoy cryptic error messages
• You want to write Real™ programs

Who Doesn’t Care Either Way

• Presidents
• Goldfish
• Ninjas
• Guitar heroes
• Indiana Jones
• Most everyone else